1. Don’t touch my girl
2. Don’t touch my food
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Two rules:
Don’t touch my food unless you my girl
Well if this isn’t me lol
Yooooo 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Heard a seven year old girl say she was gonna marry Wonder Woman , girl me too
living with your significant other is sitting crossed legged in your underwear and big tshirt, sharing your hoodies, arguying about who’s turning the light off, taking showers together, giggling during sexy time, laughing with your best friend, consoling the love of your life, hearing about their day, finding annoying habits that you didn’t know about and loving them even more, planning great things together, being comfortable, building a home, collecting cats.
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there’s one thing that he said that was pure genius… he said, if you’re ever with a girl that’s too good for you, marry her.
Ron Weasley [to Hermione Granger] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)
Have you ever just like looked at the girl you really like and your heart kinda drops because she’s so fucking beautiful and your cheeks hurt from smiling so much
There’s no shit hotter than when a girl grabs your face and kisses you with fierce intensity, her tongue touching your own, creating a storm in your stomach.
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